Our Shameless Promotions....

Ok, so we have been peddling our little blog around random Message Boards and as far as we know someone has read it....heh...anyway..if you click the link we post or you find out froma friend (what a thought) please read and plese leave a comment, we'd really like to gain at least some cult success of this thing...although it probably won't happen.

Warning: I do not barf in shoes.

Shouts to your mom and her sh*t-filled shoes! This is correspondent #2, Robert. After Mike's dunny post, I thought I should stick my fast fingers in. So, what's there to cover? We all know Britney has a new baby and the season finale of PoweRgirls comes on tonight. Wait, it's on right now. Nights go by so fast. So, like the description says, this blog is going to try to take on stereogum and whatevs and be sh*tty! Possible? Yess! Secondhand Bookbags will prooove it!! Anyways, the blog is sloppy; it's still coming along.

Back to the culture. Any new music videos? No. But why does the world like Frankie J? Didn't whiny losers fall out-of-style? I want to hear my rappers sing about money and Crystale and hoes! This kid is singing about being obsessed with some girl. Why are we getting back to real music? Why can this kid sing? HOW COME EARMON DIDN'T GET POPULAR? What does Frankie J have? And why does it spin off cheesy rappers like Eamon who tried to mix the tough attitude with the girly voice? Come onn. I don't want to hear you say "F*ck you, don't want you back" and whine at the same time. That's not how it goes!! Why am I giving Eamon publicity? He's soo five f*cking minutes ago. Someone please slap me and erase this Earbug from my memory.

I don't like rap by the way. Especially 50 cent. He talked to SPIN intellegently but he's not intelligent. "Magic Stick" was not made up by him. He laughs and says "Little kids think I'm actually talking about a lollypop!" 50, they're little kids. They should think that way. That's good, not comedic! Ahhh!! Pop in a Rilo Kiley CD before I totally lose my mind!

Writing awaayy...--robo--

I Just Threw Up In Your Mother's Boots

No, im serious, i always like to kick off a new blogzine with a little projectile vomiting in the direction of your maternal figure's hearty footwear. What's that? Your mother doesn't have boots? that's right, because i threw up in them... Despite the fact that I (Mike) and the other featured writer (Robert) have never made a blogzine....i already have my routine layed out. Aside from making but not eating a turkey sandwhich, making fun of a short kid, and destroying the ego of a self-rigteous livejournal yuppie, the main section of this routine is upchucking in the shoes your mother "roughs it" in. More to come to those who aren't reading....-Mike